Zayn’s New Tattoo


Zayn returned to Instagram after a two-month sabbatical with this captionless set of photos and took the internet by storm.

Fisherman Zayn looks healthy and happy and is sporting a pair of Levi’s Mario Overalls….uh…okay, sir. 🤣 I wonder if he specifically looked up Mario overalls and wanted a pair, or if he just happened to stumble upon them and couldn’t resist. Haha


Moving on. Right away everyone spotted two new additions to his ever-expanding, full-body tattoo collection! One on the outer edge of his ear, and another along his chiseled jawline.

I do wonder what this could possibly say. It’s super quirky and it’s beginning to grow on me. (Plus he was careful to get it where his beard would cover it if ever he wanted.)

I also really adore the new ear tattoo. I can see myself getting one of these, tbh. It has the same effect as an upper-ear earring, but without the maintenance. (Thanks for the idea Zayn!)


These latest acquisitions have generated countless ink-related concerns across social media, in which fans debate what exactly the text on his jawline says, and whether or not his next visit to the flesh modification and pain kink shop will include a full-on face tattoo (which will undoubtedly involve Harry’s likeness, duh.)

That thing looks so diseased and cursed.

Yes, the oh-so-innocent and romantic and juvenile ritual that he and Harry shared in 2011/2012 has now spiraled into a shameless adulthood obsession, in which the concepts and placements of these ink injections are becoming increasingly more strange (and worrying.)

Exhibit A:

I admit, I love these.
And these.

Harry is the king of getting meaningless, bizarrely placed text tattoos, and now Zayn joins him with this indecipherable scroll on his jawline, which is beginning to encroach on the money-maker (his face) and many of his fans are strongly adverse. They’ve feared a face tattoo from Zayn ever since he pranked them in 2016 and presented a temporary temple tattoo as the real deal.

Zayn’s dalliance with face tattoos is becoming more and more of a reality whether we approve of it or not. As he uses up every available space on his body, he will eventually be left with no choice but to mar his flawless forehead, which is hilarious to me.

It all just feels rather inevitable, unless he gets his tattoo addiction under control, or starts lasering off some of the awful old ones to free up space. Please start with those huge black wings and that awkward chest piece featuring Gigi’s eyes which has turned more than a few stomachs since it’s revelation in 2018.

I mean genuinely, what even is this shit?? That is the lamest BS on earth to have put her eyes on his body. She is by far one of the most uninteresting, superficial, vapid, self-seeking people on the planet. Are you really gonna check out of this life with this shit on your chest? I just want to take a big flesh-singeing eraser and purge his chest for him. (Somebody get the rope and muzzle and follow me.)

Perhaps surprisingly, I’m a big fan of tattoos and I tend to really love quirky ones, like Harry’s knee tattoos and Zayn’s phonetic spelling of “Otherness” on his nape. I’m also a big fan of head tattoos on guys when they’re done tastefully.

However, as far as face tattoos on theoretically civilized people (that aren’t associated with something meaningful or cultural) I do think they almost always look terribly disfiguring. Also, they tend to look laughably stupid, which undermines any artistic value they could’ve potentially borne.

They’re signifiers of addiction, self-indulgence, self-adoration, and come off as a bit try-hard to me. Sort of like a sad attempt to look edgy that results in the wearer appearing mentally ill. Of course maybe that’s not the case with everyone who gets face tattoos, but certainly a lot of people fall into this category.

There’s a reason we tend to (especially potential employers) associate face tattoos with criminals. It’s because they’re still all the rage among actual prisoners and gang members. Particularly among prison-gang members lol. For me, wearers of face tattoos need to be really badass. And no, I’m not talking about stereotypical convicts or thugs.

What I mean to say is that by my estimation, they need to be fucking X-Men or a ninjas or a shamans or something else that’s damn near otherworldly. Or it needs to have some sort of esoteric cultural meaning for me to appreciate it.

These days, your average face tattoo seems to make empty promises of intrigue or mysticism beyond the surface level of the wearer’s personality; when in fact, most people who get face tattoos are boring and lead unexceptional lives devoid of superpowers or war stories like the rest of us (and are typically just trying to be subversive.)

If Zayn wants to get one, I don’t really care. It won’t be the end of the world. People will do what the want and we can’t stop them. And I’m sure it would just be “art” for him like everyone else who gets them. I’m not vehemently against the idea of him getting a face tattoo, like his stans seem to be, but I’m also not necessarily for it unless he has some underlying super powers we don’t know about.

I do think it’d be funny if he gets one and upsets his fans (I’m evil) and I am curious to see what on earth he would think was worthy enough to permanently mar his face over. If it’s something completely lame like the Perrie tattoo or Gigi tattoo, then it’ll just give people fodder to mock him (and I might low-key join in.) But if it’s half-way decent, then maybe I’ll take my hat off to him. I don’t know. I just don’t think anything would be sick enough or executed well enough to justify a face tattoo, but that’s just me personally.


What are your thoughts on his new tattoos? What do you think the jawline tattoo says? What would you think if he actually got a face tattoo?


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Cupcake
Cupcake
2 months ago

Me too… I feel like he just doesn’t want anyone to read his tattoo so he was very careful when he posts this photo.

Fatima
Fatima
2 months ago

Hey AD!I was so happy to see Z’s new foto.
Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us.
Btw I’m your follower since March.And I’m consuming every day all information bout zarrys in all your channels.Massive Thank for making my days lil bit more interesting !Love u AD!

Apurva
Apurva
2 months ago

The ear tattoo is not new it’s old

Jamie
Jamie
2 months ago

Hmm Z referenced Mario in Imprint:
“Change the scenario, jump in like Mario, gotta give it all go. Don’t lose a life.”

Shewantika
Shewantika
2 months ago

Interesting that gigi still didn’t like or comment on his post.. which she usually jumps into.

FineLine
FineLine
2 months ago

I love tattoos, but I would not like to see Z’s beautiful face filled with them. His face doesn’t need any extras. Some people say that in their new tattoo it says something like “De mama” but I am not very clear about it. And that he has another on the other side of his jaw.

Vera
Vera
2 months ago

I read “De Mario” lol

Yes or no
2 months ago

About the tattoos…..I wanted to say that Z isn’t dumb and he would Neva get a face tatoo …..BUT I remembered he has GG’s eyes on his chest lol……he really surprises me lyk…….he says in an interview that him and G are grown ups and don’t need to call each other bf/gf. And he literally isn’t involved in the public announcement of the pregnancy ”the love of his lyf”……he doesn’t even acknowledge her(I mean there is a diff b2n privacy and secrecy or whatever he believes it is)…..but goes ahead and gets her eyes tattooed on his chest……this to me seems lyk a manipulative kind of thing……its the kind of thing a person who isn’t faithful to their partners would do……and judging by precedent he’s a pro at that……..lyk the perrie situation……he was obviously cheating on her both physically and emotionally………then there is GG “I don’t need his follow my eyes are tattooed on his chest” hahahaha……sis you got it all wrong…….but anyway GG strikes me as the kind of person to know her partner is cheating on her/emotionally/physically……but play dumb and still stay because she loves the attention she gets from the rshp and I’m certain Z loves that..

blue
blue
2 months ago

Hi ad! I missed you!
I can’t start on how much I hate that face tattoo mainly bc his face is just so gorgeous why would he ruin it like this?! i was afraid that his obsession would tattoos would go this far but yeah he proved me right! And he got the tattoo on his jawline? the jawline that Harry was obsessed with? the jawline that harry couldn’t stop admiring it publicly right infront of anyone back then? why z why? but seriously his jawline is one of the most prominent beautiful part of his face , and I really hate that he got this damn tattoo!!!!

Denise
Denise
2 months ago

You’re mean for stans and that’s why I’m here for 💀❤️Zayn is pretty random lol 😂 Is there any chance that this new tattoo will be temporary? Strangely enough I like it a little more every time I look at it. But it is not my thing for a person to cover their face with tattoos permanently, but of course, everyone’s own body is their own choice.

Speaking of tattoos, I wanted to share my favourite. Just look at her 🤤

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toufitri
toufitri
2 months ago

salut AD ! i hope Z get this addiction under control .. a face tatoo ? ghrrr is he serious ?! maybe he’s kind of hating himself to do that ? Mmm i don’t know.. it’s not a very healthy behavior and not very esthétic .. i can’t see myself with all that ink .. but it’s just me .. i’m not sharing his body lol but what a waste ! he won’t look young forever and those things will get to look pretty ugly by then .. sigh ..

Val
Val
2 months ago

Don’t like face tattoos😣

Yes or no
2 months ago

When I saw his pics I was lyk daamn he looks healthy and happy.. ….but the Zarrie in me was lyk… wait is the fish fishing ?…😢lol….they ruined me…..I can’t even listen to certain songs like.. still the one ..like I used to…
Anyway speaking of songs I realized Z’s best hit(billion views on YouTube )Yk pillow talk and DTD…H was the muse…..now that zarry is dead will we get another hit?

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