Harry Styles Performs “To Be So Lonely” At Love On Tour | Chicago, IL

First, tongue. (Yummy…gimmie…oh fuck. No! Stop! I’m sorry.) During the first Love On Tour show in Chicago, IL on September 24th, Harry was bombarded by an army of sign-totting fans that demanded “Justice For To Be So Lonely.” Ah, brilliant. Just brilliant. Side Note: Harold, please, sir. Keep that ass under control. You can hurtContinue reading “Harry Styles Performs “To Be So Lonely” At Love On Tour | Chicago, IL”

Neon Red – Chapter 17

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? If our love’sContinue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 17”

Neon Red – Chapter 16

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) “I know places we can go, babe.” Lykke Li – I know placesContinue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 16”

Harry Styles Love On Tour | St. Louis, MO

Well, well, well…looks like the beard is back. And no, I don’t mean Harry has suddenly spouted an unsightly patch of facial hair. At his latest Love On Tour show in St. Louis, Missouri, Harry was accompanied by his current “girlfriend” who moronically dances to songs he’s written about former “girlfriends” while he stands thereContinue reading “Harry Styles Love On Tour | St. Louis, MO”

Zayn’s New Song – Yellow Tape (Transcript & Analysis)

PAGE ONE: INTRODUCTION PAGE TWO: TRANSCRIPT AND ANALYSIS OF “GRIMEZ” Yesterday on 9/12/2021 (cough merch drop day cough) Zayn dropped a selfie on Instagram: And then proceeded to release three new rap songs on Twitter via drop box: He later deleted the drops for some reason. You can listen to them in one track here:Continue reading “Zayn’s New Song – Yellow Tape (Transcript & Analysis)”

Neon Red – Chapter 15

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) ********** β€œI think I made you up inside my head…” Sylvia Plath –Continue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 15”

Harry Styles Wears Peace Ring For DTD’s Anniversary

I’m intrigued, to say the least. You’ll remember on Tuesday September 7th that Harry’s peace ring that he’s been wearing since 2013 (and which inexplicably disappeared some time late last year or early this year) made a big return during his Denver, Colorado show. Read about that here: Read about Harry’s very first Love OnContinue reading “Harry Styles Wears Peace Ring For DTD’s Anniversary”

Harry Styles Love On Tour | Denver

Look, I get it. You’re sick of hearing me say it, but I have to! New Merch in just a few days!! 😨😰😱 Exclusive Zarry and Non-Zarry merch for every mood of the week! I’ve been working soooooo hard on these designs and I pray that you like them! Be sure to FOLLOW and LIKEContinue reading “Harry Styles Love On Tour | Denver”

Harry Styles Love On Tour | Las Vegas

Last night Harry performed his first show for Love On Tour at an electric MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas, Nevada, and he reportedly did not disappoint. Performer!Harry is back with a vengeance to make us all pass out, and he seems to be incorporating his lovely ink bedecked torso into his stage-wear fromContinue reading “Harry Styles Love On Tour | Las Vegas”

Neon Red – Chapter 14

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) ********** I could feel my briefs tightening around my boner. I didn’t knowContinue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 14”

Neon Red – Chapter 13

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) ********** When we got back to the hotel at the end of theContinue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 13”

Neon Red – Chapter 12

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) ********** She had a Patrick Bateman morning routine that involved acidic scrubs, detoxingContinue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 12”

Neon Red – Chapter 11

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) ********** My eyes shot open as I flinched awake, dreaming I was falling.Continue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 11”

Neon Red – Chapter 10

(DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. It’s important to remember this is all totally fabricated, embellished, and exaggerated for entertainment purposes.) ********** I debated whether or not I should answer, since a call mightContinue reading “Neon Red – Chapter 10”

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